12 hours ago on May 20th, 2013 | J | 3,483 notes

fieldofbeans:

halfbaked-alchemist:

HI 

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I am the potoo

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I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches, 

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pretending to be a stick or dead leaf

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it’s not as easy as it looks

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I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon

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because, according to legend,

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I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon

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I approve of this so much.

12 hours ago on May 20th, 2013 | J | 4,186 notes
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Song: this is siMON vSINGING ABOUT WEREWOVLES
Artist: simon lane swag
Album: YoGPoD Fragments
Played: 148 times.

raysus:

this is simon singing about werewolves enjoy

12 hours ago on May 20th, 2013 | J | 53 notes
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Album: YoGPoD Fragments
Played: 183 times.

raysus:

and this is lewis singing or rapping who knows about werewolves

12 hours ago on May 20th, 2013 | J | 68 notes
12 hours ago on May 20th, 2013 | J | 4,350 notes

blackromney:

blackromney:

what type of Mexican food is always cold?

a
burrito
12 hours ago on May 20th, 2013 | J | 995 notes
saraarp:

SIMBA
REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

saraarp:

SIMBA

REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

12 hours ago on May 20th, 2013 | J | 8,628 notes
12 hours ago on May 20th, 2013 | J | 166,075 notes

I asked my dad what he'd do if he had a giant robot and needed a pilot:

Me: Okay say you're in charge of a super secret organization and there's this giant robot yeah?
Dad: Okay.
Me: Alright, and it only will fit like a kid, say I'm like 13. Would you ask me to do it.
Dad: Yeah probably, if I'm in charge and I know it'll fit you.
Me: Okay, and what if I don't wanna do it and throw a fit and run away?
Dad: Hell no I'm charge of a super-secret organization I'd have you killed! I don't want you going all Tony Stark on me. I don't want someone who won't follow orders and cries all the time.
12 hours ago on May 20th, 2013 | J | 181 notes

sketchythought:

traceexcalibur:

a story about a girl and boy who fall in love with each other at first sight and then the boy reveals he’s an incubus come to steal her soul and then she reveals she’s a succubus trying to steal his and they laugh and go get drinks together

That’s actually the cutest fucking thing I’ve seen today. 

12 hours ago on May 20th, 2013 | J | 35,395 notes
livelongandbiteme:

green-blooded-computer:

HAHA WHERE DID THEY EVEN COME FROM?!

#bones and spock both have alarms in their heads that go off when jim does a thing #BEEP BEEP WARNING JIM IS DOING A THING HE MUST BE STOPPED

livelongandbiteme:

green-blooded-computer:

HAHA WHERE DID THEY EVEN COME FROM?!

#bones and spock both have alarms in their heads that go off when jim does a thing #BEEP BEEP WARNING JIM IS DOING A THING HE MUST BE STOPPED

12 hours ago on May 20th, 2013 | J | 14,937 notes

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

12 hours ago on May 20th, 2013 | J | 55,137 notes

ambitiousbard:

samsammerson:

All aboard the bandwagon!!

also how to dogs? we just don’t know…

precious

12 hours ago on May 20th, 2013 | J | 103 notes
firemylions:

I know exactly why I walk and talk like a machine

firemylions:

I know exactly why I walk and talk like a machine

13 hours ago on May 20th, 2013 | J | 839 notes
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